The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.

Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing