My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.

Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing