There are three reasons kids come back home: 1. to announce they’re getting married 2. they’re depressed and they need a place to sleep for three years 3. they need money.

That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.

Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing